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An tInneall Mallachta - The Curse Engine English: May the malevolent hedgehogs gnaw at your head. Irish: Go gcreime na gráinneoga cealgrúnacha do cheann. Phonetic: guh GREH-muh nuh GRAWN-yoh-guh KYA-luhg-roo-nuh-khuh duh HYAHN.